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Hippo Is part of the Big Five because: 1. The word "hippo" is 5 letters.* Big Five. Coincidence? I think NOT. 2. Hippos live in water.* Water = H2O. H = 8th letter. 8 - 3 = 5. Boom. Math. 3. They look like big angry potatoes.* Potatoes are a staple food. Staple = important. Important = Big. Therefore: Big Potato = Big Five - Hunters were just scare