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A prankster walks up to a group of blind beggars sitting together on the street. He doesn't actually have any money, but he loudly throws his empty hands to the ground and shouts at the top of his lungs: *"Hey! Here is a 100-dollar bill! Divide it equally among yourselves!"* He then stands back and watches as they all immediately begin wrestling, arguing, and fighting over an empty patch of ground, with each person thinking someone else is trying to steal or hide the money from them...